Yesterday morning I was getting ready to go out and my mom calls me. So I reach into my pocket to grab my iPhone and it slips out of my hand. Generally cell phones should survive a two foot drop but being that the screen is glass, it is prone to cracks. Needless to say, Apple wont cover accidental damage and it is going to cost me $250 to fix it. I’ll post pictures later.

But the funny thing is that the screen still works, it just looks ugly. This is a problem because my iPhone is supposed to be the culmination of sexy, not a crack whore.

So I will be starting a campaign called, “No iPhone Left Behind (particularly ones with cracked screens).” If you wish to donate to this very important cause, click on the link below. And if you donate in the next 10 minutes, you will receive a pair of panda bear slippers. Hurry this offer won’t last forever.

-paid for by The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.